It's Time For Some Serious Sh*t

srsly

Glen Coco was here. You go, Glen Coco.
There’s a face in there. @msamandajoycook @ryanleegilbert @ninayolen
My dear, there seem to be roots in your roots.
Discman spotting. It’s not a relic after all.
Full moon snuck through my curtain and woke me up.

HAHAHAHA

(Source: awkward-elevator, via braiker)

 

 

(Source: queerembraces, via bobbycaputo)

Don't Try: My Father's Horniness

daxtumbler:

My father, Dave Robert Shepard Sr., died on either December 30th or December 31st, depending on what time zone you were in. I received the call on the 30th at 11:30PM in Los Angeles, but the caller, positioned in Detroit, was two hours deep into the 31st. He was dead at 62 years old. 

Worth the read.

Just had my first oyster. Felt like a loogie, only sexier.
I’ve never been more aroused.

I’ve never been more aroused.

(Source: justcantgetenoughgifs)

 

 

 

F. Luis Mora
American Gladiators

 

F. Luis Mora

American Gladiators

me:

is it weird to talk to yourself?

me:

no

About to sleep on this gender neutral air mattress.